The Accident And The Skin Graft?!
Question:
The Accident And The Skin Graft?
Maurice and Sadie were in a terrible accident in which Sadie's face was severely burned.
The doctor told Maurice that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin.
So Maurice offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his bottom.
Maurice and Sadie agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at Sadie's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beautiful skin!
One day, she was alone with Maurice and she was overcome with emotion at this sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling, " he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the pleasure I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
Answers:
LOL again! I love this joke. Do you get these traveling around? from the 'net? They're great, regardless! :-)
It reminds me of my daughter's husband. He had to get a penicillin shot because of an infected tooth, so I asked him why, if the problem was up there, did he have to get a shot in the behind. Did he have his head up his butt? He was SOOOO offended! My daughter told him to stop being so butt-hurt, which made him even angrier, so I told him he should just turn the other cheek. He'll never live it down. :-)