Funny or not?!


Question:

Funny or not?

Two men decided to skip work and spend the day
golfing. The first guy gets up to the tee and
drives the ball straight down the fairway. The
next guy, under pressure drives his ball off
the tee and slices it into a near by field.

When the man approaches the ball he sees that the
ball is surrounded by butter-cups. He thinks to
himself, "I can't kill all of these beautiful
flowers." He picks up his ball and throws it into
the fairway. As soon as he is about to take his
next shot Mother Nature appears out of the sky.
"That was a wonderful thing you just did saving
the lives of those beautiful butter-cups. Now
every time you think of butter you will have all
you need." Mother Nature disappears.

The man starts throwing his clubs and swearing.
The other man says to him, "What the hell are you
mad about Mother Nature just gave you a wonderful
gift."

He answers his golf partner, "Another 10 yards
and I was in the pu$$y willows!"


Answers:

Hmm that was nice. Here are some from me.

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."




Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."




"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."





When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks a Sardar, how
far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE Sea & asks: Which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.





Nurse: Miss, wake up. It's time for your medicine
Patient: (sleepily) : what medicine?
Nurse: Sleeping pills





Teacher to Student: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example.
Student: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.



Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!



When a man was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Man shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.



One tourist from U.S.A. asked to an Indian: Any great man born in this village???
He replies: no sir, only small Babies!!!



The maid answered the phone but she held the phone upside down.
Maid: Hello? Hello?
Homeowner: Reverse it!
Maid: llohe, llohe?


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