Couple of jokes......?!
Question:
Couple of jokes......?
Paddy is drivingon the motorway when he is overtaken by a lorry carrying turf. "thats what i 'l do when i'm rich" he says to his wife, "have my lawn taken away to be cut.
A convict breaks into a house,and ties up the husband and his wife.He jumps on the wife,kisses her ear,then run to the bathroom.The husband whispers to his wife "satisfy him,or he'll kill us.I saw the way he kissed you,just be strong,I love you"
The wife replies "he didnt kiss me,he whispered in my ear he's gay,horny and looking for vaseline.Lets see whos f****** strong now!"
Answers:
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! Both were Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!