A woman and a baby?!
Question:
A woman and a baby?
A woman and a baby were in the doctors examing room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first check up.
The doctor arrived, examing the baby, checked his weight, he look concerned, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed," she replied.
"Well strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did, he pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbedboth breasts for a while in an detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but i'm glad I came."
2 weeks ago
skybluecarp me thinks 15-15
2 weeks ago
phil, your giving me ideas that your like blofeld from bond
ha ha ha
Answers:
see that manky old carp beat me to it,
you and him would make quite a pair ROFL