Limerick time?!


Question:

Limerick time?

there was a young girl from hong kong
whose cervical cap was a gong
she said with a yell
as a shot rang her belll'll give you a ding for a gong

there was once a lady from hyde
who ate a green apple and died
while her lover lamented
the apple fermented
and made cider inside her inside

now little john jones was a dork
who thought hed been brought by a stork
his pa was no better
he brought a french letter
and tested its strength with a fork

there was an old girl from kilkenny
whose usual charge was a penny
but for half of that sum
you could roger her bum
-a source of amusement for many

a fellow from boston called lance
couldn't walk well, run well or dance
it troubled his mind
til he happened to find
that his necktie was caught in his pants

Additional Details

2 weeks ago
15- love to myklia.
you little minx


Answers:

there was a bloke called skybluecarp
who like to play on his harp
he liked to strum
but had a pain in his bum
and gave a almighty parp


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