Limerick time?!
Question:
Limerick time?
there was a young girl from hong kong
whose cervical cap was a gong
she said with a yell
as a shot rang her belll'll give you a ding for a gong
there was once a lady from hyde
who ate a green apple and died
while her lover lamented
the apple fermented
and made cider inside her inside
now little john jones was a dork
who thought hed been brought by a stork
his pa was no better
he brought a french letter
and tested its strength with a fork
there was an old girl from kilkenny
whose usual charge was a penny
but for half of that sum
you could roger her bum
-a source of amusement for many
a fellow from boston called lance
couldn't walk well, run well or dance
it troubled his mind
til he happened to find
that his necktie was caught in his pants
2 weeks ago
15- love to myklia.
you little minx
Answers:
there was a bloke called skybluecarp
who like to play on his harp
he liked to strum
but had a pain in his bum
and gave a almighty parp