Wanna know how to leagally poo on cop.?!
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Wanna know how to leagally poo on cop.?
eat the spicyiest food, loaded with hot sauce, and take a double dose of exlax, and when you feel like your gonna have to poo, drive down like a bat out of hell, and when he asks you questions, reply everything with "I DON"T HAVE DRUGS UP MY ***" so, since your saying that, hes gonna have to look, and as soon as he/she puts a finger on your butt, your poo is gonna shoot out like putting your thumb on a garden hose, and the hot sauce will burn his eyes, and then you can say, "See, i told you i didn't have drugs up my ***." (so the pooing on the cop is legal, but you will get a driving ticket.
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