Are these one liners funny?!


Question:

Are these one liners funny?

Q. Why is dating like a game of cards?

A. Because if you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.

Q: How many country singers does it take to
replace a light bulb?

A: Two, one two put in the light bulb and another
to sing about how much he misses the old one.

What does two neurons do in a women head?

Nobody knows, the event has never occurred.

What is a woman's ashole doing when she is making love?

He is at home watching the kids.

Why are sportscars like hemorrhoids?

Most asholes get them sooner or later.


: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?

One is made of plastic and is a potential risk to children.


Answers:

not bad, you get the passing grade. lol


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