I just heard this one wat do you think?!
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I just heard this one wat do you think?
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at
a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, 'My son is my
pride and joy. He started
working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He
studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to
climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the
company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of
the line Mercedes for his birthday.'
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my
pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went
to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner
in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so
rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'
The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave
away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the
congratulations for?'
One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel
for the successes of our sons. .What about your son?'The fourth
man replied:
'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a
nightclub.'
The three friends said: 'What a shame... What a disappointment.'
The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and
I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday
was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square
foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes
from his three boyfriends.
Answers:
hahahhahahahahaha LOLS i actually had an egg in my hand and it cracked(cause i squeezed it kinda)open........lols....... <><><><><>*LUVS*