Does anyone have any funny Wal-Mart or idiots at work stories.....?!


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Does anyone have any funny Wal-Mart or idiots at work stories.....?

I have both...........First, the Wal-mart ones.
1. At the check out line, I had a few items on the conveyor, I placed one of those dividers on top of my items and the lady tried and tried to scan that divider for a price. She even called for a price check on the divider. Finally, I said I don't want it anymore, it belonged to the store anyhow.
2. My wife needed a box of femine products and I was asked to buy them for her. Relucantly I did, the cashier man looked at me strangely concerning the item. I replied, well, they're not for me. Thank God, he didn't do a price check.
Now the work ones,
1. I work with a person who didn't know what continent the USA was on. Seriously
2. Same guy, thought Las Vegas was a state, located north of Idaho.
3. He thought the old saying, When in Rome.......was "you don't eat!" instead of do as the Romans do. Problably explains the Romans attempt at world conquest.
4. He thinks that London is in France.

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2 weeks ago
5. Same guy, came into work saying that his brother was an idiot.

I told him next time you go on leave, slap all of his high school teachers, especially, his geography teacher.


Answers:

My Walmart story is this: We were standing in line and the lady ahead of me was geting her things off that rotating bag thing they use. The Walmart employee who was running the check out line was a thin older lady who looked to be about 65 or so. The customer ahead of me forgot one of her bags. And this little old lady running the check out went bullistic. Starting screaming YOOOOHOOOO, Hey, take your damn bag come back. She picked up the bag and started waving it around and made the comment "what do I have to do to get your attention lady, lift up my shirt and flash you!!?? The customer missing the bag kept walking out of the store. But the little old lady got the rest of the stores attention. LOL.


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