I am looking for some medical jokes for school. please post. thanks?!

I am looking for some medical jokes for school. please post. thanks?

Doctor looks at his patient and says, "You look awful. Why?"
Patient:"You know that medicine you told me to take for three days then skip a day? Well, all that skipping wore me out."

Patient to nurse: "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
Nurse: "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
Patient: "No, just spots."

Rumor has it that when Paris Hilton goes to the doctor for an x-ray, because she's so thin, the doctor doesn't use the machine, he just holds her up to the light.

Sorry, that's all I got, Nigel