A Blonde Joke??!
Question:
A Blonde Joke??
A ventriliquest was preforming at a local bar, telling his usual corny blonde jokes. All of a sudden, a blonde stands on a chair and says, "I'm tired of ya'll making fun of us blondes because the color of our hair." The ventriliquest started to stutter, "I'm sorry, I mean, uh." "Not you," the blonde said. "I'm talking to the jerk on your knee."
One night, these three guys were sitting around talking about who's wife was more stupid. The brunette guy said, "My wife's so dumb, she spent $15,000 on 12 outfits she already had." "Oh yeah? Well, my wife's so dumb, she actually concentrates at a can of orange juice because it says 'Concentrate.'" said the red head. "Well, my wife's the dumbest of all ya'lls." said the blonde headed guy. "I looked in her purse yesterday, and she had a 12 pack of condoms, and she doesn't even have a penis!"
Answers:
Both are funny I guess I am the only one that got the first one though