You ever bottom barked.....?!


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You ever bottom barked.....?

Have you ever farted and it stunk and blamed someone else?

i have done a very sad thing, being a girl i really needed to fart , but we was at the pictures so i gentle let it slip out, but god the smell was unreal i knew everyone near me would smell it, So i started looking around and stared at this poor guy 4 seats down from us, and everyone else started stareing at him too, i feel terrible now, you ever blamed someone else when you droped your guts? x kitti x


Answers:

Damn chicks...just can't claim it. As your retribution, you have to go to a store, find the most crowded aisle, and let your loudest one fly. When done, you have to exclaim promptly and proudly: "It was me and I enjoyed it"

BTW...did you read the article about the plane that was held up cause a lady farted and did not claim it. They had to investigate "the foul odor". ( I saved the link, but it goes to a page saying "page no longer exisist". It was written 12/6/2006 if you want to find it)


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