Stephen Wright joke?!

Stephen Wright joke?

I went skiing last winter. I got on the chair lift with a total stranger. Neither of us said a word.

As the lift went up the mountain it got higher and higher off the ground. Suddenly it stopped.

The stranger turned to me and said, "You know, this is the first time I've been skiing in ten years."

I said, "Oh, really?"

He said "Yes, really. Want to know why?"

I said, "Not really."

I thought about it and said. "OK, tell me."

He said, "I pushed a total stranger off a chair lift."

I said, "I remember you."

LOVE Stephen Wright!

"I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once. He was fun when he was a puppy. I named him Stay. When I'd call him I'd say C'mere Stay C'mere Stay and he'd go like this..(FILL IN THE MOVEMENT YOURSELF). He's a lot smarter than that now. Now when I call him he just ignores me and keeps on typing."