Is This Newly Senior Citizen Joke Cute Or What? :)?!
Question:
Is This Newly Senior Citizen Joke Cute Or What? :)?
A newly retired senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership and past Tim Horton's. Taking off down the highway he floored it to 120 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the QE2, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the RCMP behind him red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring."I can get away from him - no problem!
" thought the elderly nut case as he floored it to 130,140,then 150 kph. Suddenly, he thought , "What on earth am I doing? I'm to old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Mountie to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the drivers side of the Corvette, looked at the man, and then his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before I'll let you go!
The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with an RCMP officer, I thought you were bringing her back"
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Mountie.
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Id give it more than one star if I could. I cant wait to hear back from my brother in law.. who is an RCMP