Where do you want your ashes?!
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Where do you want your ashes?
An elderly woman decided to prepare her last will and testiment and while doing so she instructed her preacher that she had two final request. First, she wanted to be cremated and second she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?"
She then remarks "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week"
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