Another good joke from the one and only me! lol?!
Question:
Another good joke from the one and only me! lol?
a teacher tells her 5th grade class to ask there parents a story with a moral at the end. the next day the children share there stories. one boy told his "My dad told me about my uncle dave" he says "He was a pilot in vietnam and had to bail out on enemy lines with nothing but a flask of whisky,a pistol and a knife. he drank the whiskey during the drop and landed infront of 20 enemies. he shot 13, stabbed 5 and killed the last two with his bare hands.
what is the moral of this horrible story, shouted the stunned teacher
"well" said the boy,"never go near uncle dave when he's drinking!"
Answers:
that's a funny one