Are these jokes any good?!
Question:
Are these jokes any good?
Two neighbours are out walking their dogs. One guy, a German shepherd owner, says "Let's go in that bar over there and have a drink."
The other says "They'll never let us in with the dogs."
The first replies "Just follow me", and dons a pair of sunglasses. When the doorman stops him, he says "But this is my guidedog", and is allowed in.
His friend does the same. The doorman says "I've never ever seen a Chihuahua guidedog before". To which the guy responds "WHAT! They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!"
An elderly man and his wife are taking a stroll through the country when they spy a fence where they used to conduct their courting.
Excited by this, they make love furiously, with their arms and legs waving about everywhere.
When they are finished, the woman says, surprised, "You never had sex with me like that 50 years ago", to which the man replies "Well, that fence wasn't electric 50 years ago
wo men are robbing a hotel.
"I hear sirens. Jump!" says the first one.
"But we're on the 13th floor!" his fellow thief replies.
"This is no time to be superstitious!"
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