Anyone know some good jokes???!

Anyone know some good jokes???

Thanks

Subject: Why Parents Drink.... This is sooo funny.. Thought I would
pass
>> it
> along!
>> WHY PARENTS DRINK!!!!
>>
>> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that
his
>
>> Bed was
> nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
>> envelope, Propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed
to
> "Dad."
>>
>> With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
hands
>> and
> read the letter.
>>
>> Dear Dad:
>>
>> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
Elope
>> with
> my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
>>
>> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I
>> knew
> you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, Tattoos,
tight
> motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
>>
>> But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
>>
>> Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods
>> and
> has a stack Of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having
> many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana
> doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and
> trading it with The other people that live nearby for cocaine and
> ecstasy.
>>
>> In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS
>
>> so
> Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>>
>> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
>>
>> Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can
get to
>> know
> your grandchildren.
>>
>> Love, Your Son John
>>
>> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
Just
> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report
> card, that's in my center desk drawer.
>>
>> I love you.
>>
>> Call me when it's safe to come home.
>>
>