Bloke goes to his optician and says,"Can you repair my glasses,?!
Question:
Bloke goes to his optician and says,"Can you repair my glasses,?
I broke them last night kissing my girlfriend goodnight"?
The optician says,"How did you manage that"? The bloke says,"She closed her legs."
Answers:
Once again CrackerJack, your joke is acceptional!
Another big star for you honey! xxxx