Battle of the Sexes?!
Question:
Battle of the Sexes?
Man: Shall we try swapping positions 2nyt?
Woman: That's a good idea- you stand in the kitchen and do the dishes while i sit in the sofa and fart.
A little boy went up to his Mom and asked, "Mom where did all of my intelligence come from?"
"Well son, you must have got it from your father , because i still have mine"
While a woman was making breakfast one morning, her hsband walked up to her and pinched her bottom and said, "you know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle."
Despite being annoyed, the woman bit her tongue and kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife by pinching her on the breast and said, "you know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your bra."
This tym she could not stay silent. Rolling over, she grabbed her hsbnd's genital and said, "you know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool cleaner and your brother!"
Answers:
Hahahaaa! The first and last are HILARIOUS!