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How do u like it ?? enjoy !!! even if u have heard them before; nothing like refreshing the memory ! What say?

Letter to GOD USA ****

A little boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those bastards deducted $95.00.
Two Brothers ***

There were two brothers, a seven-year-old and a four-year-old, who shared a room.

One day, the older brother and the younger brother agreed they were old enough to start cursing. "When we go downstairs," the older one instructed, "I'm gonna say 'hell' and you can say '***'."

The four-year-old agreed. They went downstairs and their mother asked, "What do want for breakfast?"

"Aw hell", the seven-year old said, "I'll just take some Cheerios."

The mother promptly slapped him and sent him to his room.

At this point, the four-year-old was getting intimidated, "And what do you want?" the mother asked.

"I don't know," the younger one said, "but you can bet your *** it's not going to be Cheerios."

Stupid Kid ***

A businessman was talking with his barber, when they both noticed a goofy-looking fellow bouncing down the sidewalk.

The barber whispered, "That's Tommy, one of the stupidest kids you'll ever meet. Here, I'll show you."

"Hey Tommy! Come here!" yelled the barber. Tommy came bouncing over "Hi Mr. Williams!" The barber pulled out a rusty dime and a shiny quarter and told Tommy he could keep the one of his choice. Tommy looked long and hard at the dime and quarter and then quickly snapped the dime from the barber's hand. The barber looked at the businessman and said, "See, I told you."

After his haircut, the businessman caught up with Tommy and asked him why he chose the dime.

Tommy looked at him in the eye and said, "If I take the quarter, the game is over


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Those jokes were brilliant, I give you a star. you made my day :-) Thanks


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