Another one..;O).. I wear the pants......?!
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Another one..;O).. I wear the pants......?
A young couple ,just married was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.As the bride undressed for bed,the husband tossed his pants to his bride and said" put these on"
She said; "What?"
He said;"put these on"
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants",she said.
"Thats right!" said the husband,"and don't you ever forget it."
"I'm the man who wears the pants in the family!"
With that,she flipped him her panties and said;
"Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them as far as his knees. He said;
"Hell i can't get into your panties!"
She said "Thats right! and thats the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"
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LOL
thats awesome I'm sending that to my friend.. she'll crack up. hehe she's getting married in 2 weeks.