I dont get this can anyone explain?!


Question:

I dont get this can anyone explain?

"Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he
and Dr. Watson passed three women eating bananas
on a park bench.

"Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked.

"No", Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun,
the prostitute or the newlywed we just passed."

"Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you
know all that?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the
banana by holding it one hand and using the
fingers of the other hand to properly break the
fruit into small pieces."

"The prostitute", he continued, "grabbed with
both hands and crammed the whole thing into her
mouth."

"Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you
know the third was a newlywed?"

"Because she held it one hand and pushed her
head toward it with the other."


Answers:

Do you seriously not get this joke?

Well, at the risk of making an @$$ of myself, I'll explain it to ya.

Banana=penis

The nun, having had no experience with a penis, ate it like a banana.

The prostitute, have too much experience with a penis, treated it as such...just doing what she knows.

The newlywed, having presumably little experience with a penis was reluctant to put the "banana" in her mouth...as such, her husband would guide her head to it.

haha...it was cute, I had not heard this joke before.


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