The old sailor had a wooden leg,?!
Question:
The old sailor had a wooden leg,?
a hook on his right arm and a black patch over one eye. "Aye, matey. These be old war wounds" he said. "l lost me leg to a cannon ball and me right hand in a swordfight".
"And how did you lose your eye?"
"I was up in the riggin' when a seagull sh*t in me eye. I was hangin' on with me good hand and l wasn't used to havin' the hook in the other...."
Answers:
Well,ive never heard it before...so it's funny to me,
PS..thankyou..xxx