A xmas gift?!
Question:
A xmas gift?
a little girl is riding her new bike on christmas morning, as she stops next to a policeman on a horse the cop looks down and says " did santa bring you that bike for christmas"? the little girl looks up all excited and replied "yes he did". well next time tell him to put lights on it heres a $5 fine merry xmas.the little girl says did santa bring you a horse for christmas,playing along the cop said yes he did. oh replied the girl next time tell him the c-nt goes under the horse
Answers:
uh no.... that was so lame. Can we get a better joke please.