CLEAN joke!?!

CLEAN joke!?

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect women met. After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was ofcouse, perfect...

One snowy, stormy Christmas eve, this perfect cople were driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone up ahead in distress. Being the perfect couple, the stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to dissapoint the children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car. Soon they were driving along delivering toys......

Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa were in a terrible accident accident. Only one of the three survived.
Who survived???

The Perfect woman.. The Perfect woman survived. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. We all know that Santa doesn't exist...

2 weeks ago
And theres no such thing as a perfect man..

So theres no santa or perfect man so the perfect women was driving.. That explains why there was an accident in the first place... LOL
I found it funny

2 weeks ago
Sid Grimm60
you have a very very active imagination... LOL
What the hell are you even talking about??

2 weeks ago
If u don't get it
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Santa aint real so he didn't die in the crash.
There is no such thing as a Perfect Man, so he didn't die in the crash.
there was one survivor (the woman) she was the only one in the car. so she was driving thats why it crashed, coz she was driving.

lol