Tell me your jokes! dirty or clean appreaciated.?!
Question:
Tell me your jokes! dirty or clean appreaciated.?
Answers:
i got 2 hope u like em
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf.", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you F$$K off, I'm trying to take a sh$t"!
2
a blonde was tired of being made fun of so she dyes her hair black. after dying her hair she sees a farmer and some sheep, she gets out of the car and walks up to the farmer and says "if i guess how many sheep you have can i have one?" the farmer confindently said "sure"
then out of the blue the blonde yells 352! shocked the farmer says "ok miss pick one out"
so the blonde picks out the cutest one then starts baack to her car with it. then the farmer said "if i guess what color your hair really is can i have my black dog back?"
hope u like
p.s. no offence with the blonde joke if ur blonde n e 1
p.s.s. plz give me 10 points i need them