Funny joke?!


Question:

Funny joke?

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything
under one roof" department store
looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales
experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Missouri."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and
see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down. How many sales did you make
today?"

The kid says "one".
The boss says "Just one?! Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$101,237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod and reel. Then I asked him where he was going fishing
and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat,
so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine
Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull
it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that
4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and
I said, Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."


Answers:

cute-lol


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