Somebody, Give me some awesome YO MOMMA jokes?!

Somebody, Give me some awesome YO MOMMA jokes?

As many as you want, the most the better the person with the most good ones gets 10 points

YOUR MOMMA
so dumb that she through a rock at the ground and missed

so dumb she got locked in a grocrey store and starved.

so dumb that she tried to put M&Ms in order

so dumb she studied for a drug test

so dumb she triped over a cordless phone

so dumb she sold her car for gas money

so dumb she bought a solar powered flash light

so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl

so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus she took the 22 twice

so dumb she watches the three stooges and takes notes

so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.

so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.

so fat she has to get a steamroller to iron her clothes

so stupid she got fired at the m&m factory for throwing out all the Ws

so fat she uses godzilla as a play-toy

so fat when she goes in the ocean in a black suit it lookes like a oil spill