10 times the normal size?!


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10 times the normal size?

the 6th grade science teacher mrs. parks asked her class, "which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
no one answered until little mary stood up and said, "you should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
mrs. parks ignored her and asked the question again, "which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
little Mary's mouth fell open, then she said to those around her, "boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
the teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
finally, billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "the body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
mrs. parks said, "very good, billy,"then turned to mary and continued. "as for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
1, you have a dirty mind. 2, you didn't read your homework
3 one day you are going to be very,very disappointed


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An old guy’s car collides with a young guy’s car and both are demolished. The two crawl out of the wreckage, amazed that neither of them was hurt in the accident.

The old guy says, "Look at this miracle! This must surely be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live our lives in peace for the rest of our days."

"Sure," says the young guy, convinced the old man’s crazy.

"And look at this!" says the old guy, reaching back into his car. "A miracle! My car is demolished, but this bottle of 12-year-old Scotch didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink and celebrate our good fortune."

Again the young guy agrees, so the old guy opens the bottle and passes it to him. The young guy smiles and takes several huge swigs, then tries to hand it to the old guy, who, to his surprise, refuses. "Aren’t you having any?" asks the young guy.

"No, thanks," replies the old guy. "I’ll wait for the police."


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