Feeling very depressed today. Can anyone tell me a funny story to cheer me up?!

Feeling very depressed today. Can anyone tell me a funny story to cheer me up?

hey all,

just having one of those off days, where everything begins to get on top of you. so was hoping someone on here could help me out by making me laugh.

thanks in advance

a father and his son were in a car, in a hurry because his son is late. due to the rush, they turned in a 'no turn' road or something.
"oh, gosh! i wasn't supposed to go that way!" The father exclaimed.
"it's okay dad. the police behind us did just the same." the kid answered.







two kids, known as trouble makes of a city was their parent's burden. one day, a pastor came to the town. desperate of getting her sons behave, their mother sent the younger son to the pastor first for disipline.

...the kid sat in front of the pastor.
"where is God?" the pastor asked.
the kid remained quiet.
"again, where is GOD?" The pastor asked, louder this time.
the kid sank lower in his chair.
"WHERE IS GOD?!" The pastor boomed.
the kid stood up, near to tears, then ran away, crying.

the older brother was astonished of his brother's behavior.
his older brother opened the closet where the younger brother was hiding.
"what's wrong?" the older brother asked.
"we're in BIG TROUBLE now dude! God is missing and they thing WE did it!" the younger brother exclaimed.




.....hope it helped... i have more of those,,, jokes....and problems......