One for the ladies............?!
Question:
One for the ladies............?
man sitting reading the paper,when his wife hits him across the head!he csays what the hell's that for?
she says i've found a piece of paper in your pocket with mary ellen on it!quick as a flash he says that was the name of a horse from the races last week.the wife accepts this.a week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan.husband says whats that for?
wife replies,your fuckin horse phoned!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
ms kate...........
yes you may!!!!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
sorry wolfgrl!!!!!!
Answers:
thats the best joke ive heard all day and im not just trying to be sarcastic i loved it
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