You must have heard this one?!
Question:
You must have heard this one?
Jock goes into his local pub for a pint and bumps into his old friend Angus and says
"how are ya doing ma wee friend, would ya like a wee dram?" Och aye that would be grand replies Angus and by the way hows your missus these days haven't seen her around much"
Nay replied Jock "She's ded", what do ya mean shes ded says Angus, yes said Jock, I killed her and buried her in the back garden, come home with me and i'll show you if you don't believe me.
So off they went to Jocks and he took Angus around to the back garden and showed him the mound where he'd buried her.
"Christ almighty Jock what were you thinking of, and why is her bum sticking out like that?
Well i have to have somewhere to park my bicycle.
Answers:
BOOOOOO