A Cannibal returns from a holiday in the country minus a leg?!
Question:
A Cannibal returns from a holiday in the country minus a leg?
His friends and neighbours gather round him and ask what happened.
The Cannibal replies crossly, "That's the last time I go on a self catering holiday."
Answers:
Nice one! did you hear about the cannibal who turned up late for lunch? His friends gave him the cold shoulder.