Here r some riddles?!

Here r some riddles?

1)how many letters are in the alphabet?

2)what stinks when living and smells good when living?

3)what has a mouth but can't chew?

4) A mom and a Dad have four daughters, each daughter has one brother how many ppl are in the family?

5) Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of ppl?

6) why cant John take a picture of his mom with curlers?

7)If there are 8 jars of honey and take one away how many do you have?

8)If it had a quart capacity how many pennies can you put in a empty piggy bank?

9)when is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

10) If i said "everything i tell you is a lie" am i telling the truth or a lie?

I'll put the answers on in 2 days whoever gets the most correct first (i.e. if there are two ppl that get all of them right the one who answered first) will be the best answer.

1)how many letters are in the alphabet?
eleven
2)what stinks when living and smells good when living (dead)?
a pig (bacon)
3)what has a mouth but can't chew?
river
4) A mom and a Dad have four daughters, each daughter has one brother how many ppl are in the family?
7
5) Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of ppl?
Bertha was a hurricane
6) why cant John take a picture of his mom with curlers?
cannot take a picture with curlers
7)If there are 8 jars of honey and take one away how many do you have? one

8)If it had a quart capacity how many pennies can you put in a empty piggy bank? only one,,,,after that it is not empty

9)when is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
when you are a mouse
10) If i said "everything i tell you is a lie" am i telling the truth or a lie?
A lie. It can't be the truth without contradicting itself (and therefore being a lie.