Sorry everyone, my question was who wrote joke "So you want a day off...&qu!


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Sorry everyone, my question was who wrote joke "So you want a day off..." Joke follows (ran out of room b4)

A DAY OFF So, you want the day off. Let’s look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you have two days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available for work. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available for work. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 48 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave, leaving only 20 days available for work. We offer 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14 vacation days per year which leaves you only 1 day available for work and Ill be damned if you’re going to take that day off!!!!


Answers:

don't know who wrote it but it was very funny...just hope my boss never reads it!!! LOL


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