Top 10 Signs Your Amish Son is in Trouble...got any to add?!
Question:
Top 10 Signs Your Amish Son is in Trouble...got any to add?
10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 6 am
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women WITHOUT bonnets
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup
7. When you criticize him, he yells "Thou Suck!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by Jeb Daddy
5. Drives the buggy over 6 mph
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks
3. Uses slang expression: Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese"
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards
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lol.