Joke for the day?!
Question:
Joke for the day?
A guy is driving out in the backwoods & sees a sign in front of a trailer: Talking Dog for Sale. The owner appears & tells him the dog is out back. The guy goes into the backyard & sees a nice looking Lab sitting there.
"You talk?" he asked.
"Yep," the Lab replied.
Recovering from shock he says, "So what's your story?"
The Lab says, "Well, I learned that I could talk at young age. I wanted to help the government so I told the CIA. In no time I was jetting from country to country sitting in with spies & world leaders. No one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for 8 years. But the jetting around tired me out & I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down, got married, had a few puppies & now I'm just retired."
The guy's amazed & asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"$10," the guy says.
"$10?! The dog is amazing! Why are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh!t."
Answers:
LOL, that's pretty funny! I wouldn't have even questioned the owner. I would've given him a $20 and told him to keep the change!