Three Angels and the old woman?!
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Three Angels and the old woman?
God told 3 angels to go and check up on an lady who was 88, who was just about to die.
The angels didnt mind..they loved to obey their master. When they arrived to the old ladies house they saw her lying in bed.
The first angel asked her "Muriel, you do know we came for you?" She replied "Well yes, i had a dream that you would come"
The second angel said "So you have dreams? thats an amazing gift....did you enjoy your life?" She said, "Yes, but i haven't had sex in years since my husband died, its been 50 years"
The third angel said "do you mind, you seem like a really nice lady, do you have any children alive?"
God then yelled in the angels ears from heaven "HURRY UP AND GET HER SOUL, she's about to have another fantasy about me.she really thinks im looking for a bride! its really not her time, but she thinks im into old chics"
The 3rd angel said "Mam, we have to hurry up" She said "can i have 1 last prayer"sure "Oh god, i'm finally coming! after all these years"
2 weeks ago
I'm not a god basher...i hope god have a sense of humor. ")
2 weeks ago
Cheeky..where is the sense of humor old lady? im sorry to expose your fantasies...I lied, god loves old women gosh.
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oh good one..hahahaha