Any funny Stories / Jokes??!
Question:
Any funny Stories / Jokes??
I am bored, hungover, and generally need to put a smile on my face, and funny stories out there? Please no gross ones - my stomach is a bit sore today
Answers:
A woman goes in a sex shop for the first time in her life, she looks a bit apprehensive so the man behind the counter says
"Come in love, don`t be shy, what is it you are looking for?"
"Well" she says, walking towards him" I was hoping to buy one of those vibrator things i`ve heard so much about"
"Yes" says the man" we`ve got all sorts here, different shapes, sizes and colours, have a look and see which one you fancy"
"Well" replied the woman," I do like the look of the one there on the counter, the blue one with the white top, how much is that one?"she asked
"Sorry love you can`t have that"replied the man" That`s my flask of coffee!