A young red indian asked his father how every one got thier names. You go and as!

A young red indian asked his father how every one got thier names. You go and ask big chief sitting bull.?

so the indian lad goes to th chiefs tent and asks the chief how everyone got thier names.
"well", replied the chief, "when a baby is born, it gets its name from the first thing I see when I come out of my wigwam in the morning. Why do you ask Two dogs Fu**ing?"

its not bad

A boy asked his mother, "Why is my big sister named MoonChild?"
The mother said, "Because she was conceived when the first man landed on the moon."

The son continued, "Why is my other sister named CornFlower?"
The mother said, "Because she was conceived in a corn field."

"Why is big brother named ThunderingStorm?" he asked. She replied, "Because he was made during a storm."

The mother asked, "Why are you so curious, TornRubber?"