I have know idea what this joke means ..please help?!

I have know idea what this joke means ..please help?

A priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.


One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c0ck was missing.


He knew about the c0ck fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.


During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c0ck?"


All the men stood up.


"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck?"


All the women stood up.


"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?"


Half the women stood up!


“No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY c0ck?"


Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

2 weeks ago
i don't no why i spelled
no ,know but thanks in advance for for pointing that out you are brilliant

2 weeks ago
please give cameltrophy a thumbs up that jokes brilliant i thin i may use it oneday

Should children witness child birth?
>
> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
>
> The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old
>girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he
>helped deliver the baby.
> Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
> Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
>
> The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
>bottom.
> Connor began to cry.
> The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
>wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
>
> Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
>the first place........smack his *** again!"
>
> If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you