Brunettes? joke's ( in stead of the blond's today.)?!
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Brunettes? joke's ( in stead of the blond's today.)?
Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A: It doesn't show the dirt.
Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
A: Fisher-Price
Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more manageable.
Q: Why are most brunettes flat chested?
A: It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.
Q: If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a brunettes' hair?
A: Lice
Q: How can you tell the color brunette is evil?
A: You ever see a blonde witch?
Q: Is it true blonds have more fun?
A: No, they have ALL the fun.
Q: How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
A: Check her for a pulse.
Q: What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A: A brunette rabbit.
Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras?
A: Because it's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids everyday.
Q: Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest?
A: Because they needed a level playing field.
Q: Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
A: Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.
Q: Why do brunettes sleep all night on their stomachs?
A: Because they can.
Q: How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?
A: With a rake.
Q: What is the official color of Poland?
A: Brunette
Q: How do you drowned a brunette fish?
A: Just add water.
Q: What do you call brunette twins doing bubble gum commercials?
A: Double-dumb.
Q: What's so good about brunette midgets?
A: They're only half as ugly.
Q: What would the photograph of a brunette say if it could talk?
A: Yes.
Q: What did the brunette say to the US Marine?
A: Yes----350,000 times.
Q: Why did the brunette chicken cross the road?
A: Because there were 14,000 roosters on the other side.
Q: What kind of costumes do little brunette kids wear on Halloween?
A: They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
Q: Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
A: They already spent their money on thigh implants.
Q: What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
A: "Just what part of the word 'yes' didn't you understand?"
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: So ugly men wouldn't be left out.
Q: How can you spot a flock of brunette geese?
A: They're the ones walking south for the winter.
Q: Where do you find a brunette bat?
A: Laying dazed on the ground next to the side of a barn.
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Q: How can a brunette get lost in a crowd of three?
A: It's easy... if one-third of the crowd is blonde.
Q: Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a boob job?
A: Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
Q: What do many brunettes wear on their face that matches their hair?
A: Warts.
Q: What does a brunette look for all her life and then just dies when she finds one?
A: A gray hair.
Q: How do you describe a brunette who's phone rings on Saturday night?
A: Startled
Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because he screwed up and created the "old maid" category first.
Q: Why do brunettes put ice in their nose before they go to work?
A: So their lunch won't spoil.
Q: How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
A: By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
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