Applying for Social Security?!


Question:

Applying for Social Security?

This old man decides that he is going to apply for social security today. In the process of going, he forgets his drivers license on the table. When he gets up to the desk the lady asks him for his identification. He proceeds to look and figures out that he forgot it. He begins to tell the lady and decides to rip open his shirt to show her the white hairs on his chest, as proof. She immediately approves him for social security.
When he gets home he tells his wife that he was approved.
She replies, “How did you get approved when your ID is here on the table?”
He tells her the story and she says, “You should have dropped your pants, you could have collected disability.”


Answers:

i am still laughing


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