Birthday present for the wife?!
Question:
Birthday present for the wife?
A man was talking to his friend, and said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides she can afford to buy everything she needs, i'm stumped."
His mate said, "I have an idea, Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have 2 hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She probably be thrilled."
The bloke did just that.
The next day his friend asked, "Well did you take my advice? How did it go?"
"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the lips, and ran out of the door yelling ' i'll see you in 2 hours."
Answers:
I'd would have stuck with 5 inches of plastic and a couple of AA batteries?
Funny!