Star if you like!?! a blind man....?!
Question:
Star if you like!?! a blind man....?
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
Answers:
Not very funny. Try this joke:
Two men were standing outside a bar, each with their pet dog, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. "We can't go in there," The man with the Chihuahua said, pointing to a sign. "It says 'No dogs allowed'!". The man with the Pinscher said, "Don't worry about the sign. Just follow my lead." He takes his sunglasses and puts them on and walks in the bar with his dog. The Bartender spots him with the dog and says, "Stop! Didn't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!" "Oh, did it? I'm sorry, but I'm blind and this is my seeing-eye dog." Explains the man. "Oh?" Asks the bartender. "I didn't know they maid Doberman Pinscer seeing-eye dogs." "Well, apparently they do." Says the man and walks further down the aisle. The man with the Chihuahua saw this and thought this would be easy. So he walks into the bar with his dog. The bartender spots them and says, "Stop! Didn't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!" "Oh, did it? I'm sorry, but I'm blind and this is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender replies, "Oh? I didn't know they made Chihuahua seeing-eye dogs..."
"A CHIHUAHUA?! THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!?!?!"