Ed & Ted,?!

Ed & Ted,?

Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other.
At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Which woke Ed.
"What's going on?" said Ed.
"I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Ted.
"How come?" said Ed.
"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" said Ted
After a pause, Ed said, "Do you want me to come with you?"
"Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Ted.
"Because that's ******* you're holding," said Ed.



Ed and Ted

R O C K E T . F U E L

Ed and Ted were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
..Ed said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
..Ted said, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
..So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Ed wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Ted.
.. Ted said, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
.. Ed said, "I feel great. How about you?"
.. Ted said, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
.. Ed said, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
.. "Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
.. "What's that?"
.. "Have you farted yet?"
.. "No....." "Well DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"

2 weeks ago
KATHERINE LYNN A. IF YOU FIND ME SUCH A BORING ***** WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET SO MEAN......sorry if ive offended you in some way!!

2 weeks ago
YOU DON'T LIKE ME SO WHY DID YOU CONNECT TO ME THEN???
JUST CONFUSED......

it must have been avpin
coz avtur doesn't give the same buzz
hehehe its star time