A door to door salesman knocks on a door?!


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A door to door salesman knocks on a door?

'Please Sir, may I use your bathroom for a few minutes. I've come over with a bad case of the runs and there is not a public loo around. In return I will give you some of my special salts.'
So he is shown upstairs and goes to the bathoom.
When he is done he thanks the homeowner and is making his way out when there is a scream upstairs from the bathroom.
The homeowner shouts ' what the **** have you done, there's poo everywhere, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the floor!! And where are my special salts??
The salesman replies ' you've already had them -
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