Can i have a star if you like it.....????!

Can i have a star if you like it.....????

A guy walks into a bar and is shocked to see a horse in the far corner holding a crate on a table. He walks up to the barman and says 'What's we the horse then?' The barman answers 'Well, wot you've got to do is make him laugh. You put a fiver in the crate and if you make him laugh you take all the money thats in it. But if you dont, then youve lost your money.'
The man walks up to the horse and whispers something in his ear. After moments the horse is on the floor in fits of laughter, rolling around on his back. And the horse says through breaks in laughing 'Take it!!!! Take the money!!'
The man walks out of the bar with a smug look and a crate full of fivers.
Couple of weeks later the man returns to the bar, he sees the horse once again so her talks to the barmen to see what he's got to do this time. and the barman says 'Oooo, its more difficult this time, you've got to make him cry now'
So the man walks up to the horse and shows him something under the table.

2 weeks ago
The horse flings himself to the floor, his body shaking as he cries. Through violent sobs he manages to tell the man to 'Just go, and take the money'. So the man picks up the crate of fivers, and just as he's about to leave the barman runs up to him and asks 'Alright mate, no one ever got close to making him laugh, or cry. But you...What the hell did you do to the horse!!!' The man replies with a grin...'Well, last time i told him ******* was bigger than his....But this time, i showed him.'

LOL, that was good. Here's your star :-D