There was this man....?!
Question:
There was this man....?
named john,who was fed up with life, so he decided to hang himself. His neighbour was passing and saw him in the tree with the rope around his waist. Curious the neighbour called out to him
" John, what are you doing up there?"
John responded " I'm fed up with life, so i'm going to kill myself"
The neighbour said " but John, the rope must be around your neck not your waist"
John responded " I tried that but when i put it around my neck it was too tight"
Answers:
The other day the same person (John) went to commit suicide by standing on the railway track but he carried his lunch box with him... just in case if the train was late.